Money Pizza Respect by The Fat Jew

Author:The Fat Jew [OSTROVSKY, JOSH “FAT JEW”]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor / Form / Essays, Humor / General
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2015-11-03T00:00:00+00:00

I’m very Jewish.

FAT JEW’S RECIPE FOR PRISON WINE

If for some reason you ever find yourself in prison, you’re going to be sooooo bored, and you may also get shanked in the abdomen by a Guatemalan gang member with a shiv he made out of a carrot, but either way, you’re going to want to get drunk. Hooch is hard to come by when the white man has you caged, so you’ll probably have to go DIY. Rather than asking someone how to make prison booze and seeming wildly uncool, just memorize this recipe. (Actually, how do I get this book into prison libraries? Seriously, how does that work?) This recipe is very simple, and the result will get you drunk enough to forget that your life is in complete shambles and you’ve disgraced your entire family (unless you’re in there for murdering them). Also, it’s fun to make!

You’ll need some supplies, some of which you can steal from the mess hall, some of which you can buy from the prison grocery store (I don’t think that’s what it’s called), and some you’ll have to get by… other means. Yes, like sucking a dick.

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